Dakota Johnson’s Bowl of Limes Ornament Raffle Ticket

Handmade by Theo Quest

Dakota Johnson changed the face of pop culture when she falsely and flatly declared, “I love limes!” while finding a bowl of them in her kitchen during her Architectural Digest home tour. Fact check: She doesn’t love limes, which she confessed later. At its core, this bowl of fruit is a testament to lying, because lying is gay, especially at the holidays. “I can’t make it to Uncle John’s Christmas party, I have the flu!” “No, I love this potholder with turtles on it! Thanks for remembering when I said turtles are cute in 2003!” “Everyone, this is my roommate, Jason!”

• Handmade by Theo Quest
• Story by Tom Vellner
• One of a kind
• Approx. 2.25 inches wide x 2.75 inches long x 2.25 inches deep, custom box
• Box approx. 3 inches wide x 3 inches long x 3.5 inches deep
• String length: 2.25 inches
• Materials: Sculpting clay, acrylic paint, marker, cardboard

• All proceeds from raffle tickets will be donated to The Ali Forney Center, whose mission is to protect homeless Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Questioning youth from the harms of homelessness and empower them with the tools needed to be independent.

• Inspired by Dakota Johnson’s Architectural Digest home tour