Wonder Bread Ornament Raffle Ticket

Handmade by Loren Ward

Wonder Bread—the inventor of polka dots. Imagine this coy diva hanging on your tree like she doesn’t know her body’s tea, like she slipped into a see-through shift dress by accident. Hair thrown up in a twist tie because she doesn’t have to try like brioche. She’s a generational bread, on your daddy’s lips and your granddaddy’s before him. She’s got Dave’s Killer Bread blocked on Grindr because she’s not new here. She’s a household name, honey. Now come get a slice.

• Handmade by Loren Ward
• One of a kind
• Approx. 2.25 inches wide x 5 inches tall x 1.75 inches deep
• String height: 3.5 inches
• Materials: Sculpey, acrylic paint, plastic, twist tie
• Inspired by Our Gaily Bread
• Ornament design based on illustration by MouseMouse

• Ornament description by Mark Stoll

• All proceeds from raffle tickets will be donated to The Ali Forney Center, whose mission is to protect homeless Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Questioning youth from the harms of homelessness and empower them with the tools needed to be independent.

Here’s how the raffle works:

– Raffle tickets for each ornament are available in our store until December 17, 2025. Each ticket costs $10.

– You can fill your cart with as many raffle tickets as you like for each ornament. Click “add to cart” and then select the quantity of tickets at checkout. If you’re purchasing tickets for multiple ornaments, please note there will be a separate drawing for each one.

– After all tickets are drawn at The InQueery HQ, a list of all the winners will be announced via email to everyone who entered. If you’re a winner, we’ll be in touch regarding shipping information.

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