Olive Garden’s Tour of Italy Ornament Raffle Ticket

Handmade by Steven Hammel

One of the gayest dishes at a chain food restaurant. We queer folk get to choose our family, and no chain restaurant upholds that value more than the OG Olive Garden. Baked right into their “When you’re here, you’re family” slogan is a deep devotion to satisfaction, emphasized by their plat de resistance: the Tour of Italy. This gangbang of a dish features chicken parm, classic lasagna and fettuccine alfredo—enough creaminess to make the Fourth of July on Fire Island look like child’s play. Paired with their famous soups and salads that just won’t quit, this entrée is tailor-made for the gay ready to indulge.

• Handmade by Steven Hammel
• Story by Luis G. Rendon
• One of a kind
• Approx. 4.5 x inches wide x  7 inches long x 1.75 inches deep
• String length: 3.5 inches
• Materials: Papier-mâché, paint, glitter, cardboard, shoelaces, fabric leaves

• All proceeds from raffle tickets will be donated to The Ali Forney Center, whose mission is to protect homeless Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Questioning youth from the harms of homelessness and empower them with the tools needed to be independent.

• Inspired by the article Bottom Feeders