The Trailer and Poodle Shit from Pink Flamingos Ornament Raffle Ticket

Handmade by Todd Oldham

Never has the podunk town of Phoenix, Maryland, ever been so glamorized as in John Waters’ 1972 camp classic Pink Flamingos. Divine as Bab Johnson owns the exquisite trailer (left) that would make 90s McMansions blush, while the infamously ingested poodle poop (right) serves as a reminder of our human commonality: digestion and defecation. Here they combine glittery forces to evoke the fabulous whimsy at the heart of the film. One could only be so lucky as to open this gift on some such holiday eve and, channeling Divine, exclaim, “Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!”

• Handmade by Todd Oldham
• One of a kind
• Trailer is approx. 4.375 x inches wide x 6.75 inches tall x 4.375 inches deep
• Poop is approx. 4 inches wide x 2 inches tall x 2 inches deep
• String height: 4.5 inches
• Materials: cardboard, glitter, screws, pushpins, air-dry clay, felt

• Ornament description by Tyler Hampton

Here’s how the raffle works:

– Raffle tickets for each ornament are available in our store until December 17, 2025. Each ticket costs $10.

– You can fill your cart with as many raffle tickets as you like for each ornament. Click “add to cart” and then select the quantity of tickets at checkout. If you’re purchasing tickets for multiple ornaments, please note there will be a separate drawing for each one.

– After all tickets are drawn at The InQueery HQ, a list of all the winners will be announced via email to everyone who entered. If you’re a winner, we’ll be in touch regarding shipping information.

– All proceeds from raffle tickets will be donated to The Ali Forney Center.

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