Red Briefs from Love Junkie Ornament Raffle Ticket

Handmade by Sam Whitney

Behind every 90s gay-for-pay film star was a housewife sending used underwear to eager customers. Okay, maybe not, but that’s what makes these red briefs from the beloved novel Love Junkie so special. Worn by Joel (porn star), sent to you by Mimi (housewife), ready to trim your tree. While these red briefs-cum-ornament may not smell like the real thing, they say so much about you when dangling from your favorite evergreen: you’re a reader, you’re probably horny, and you spent a bit too much time in the underwear aisle at JCPenney as a kid. Mimi would be proud.

• Handmade by Sam Whitney
• One of a kind
• Approx. 2.125 x inches wide x 2.375 inches tall x .25 inches deep
• String height: 2.75 inches
• Materials: Sculpey, acrylic paint
• Inspired by Love Junkie

• Story by Danny Bradley

• All proceeds from raffle tickets will be donated to The Ali Forney Center, whose mission is to protect homeless Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Questioning youth from the harms of homelessness and empower them with the tools needed to be independent.