Grandzaddy Clock Ornament Raffle Ticket

Handmade by Conor Klein

The only thing gayer than the passage of time is a tall, handsome clock declaring it in hourly chimes. Can you believe the paternal timekeeper who rang the plot-pivoting dong-song in Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker was closeted due to career risk back in old Hollywood? No, not Father Time – this is his Dad, Grandzaddy Clock, who now snowbirds in Fort Lauderdale for the holidays with the boys. This year, hang his memory loud and proud with the comfort that this dong-clanger doesn’t actually croon an old-timey iPhone “Marimba” theme 24 times a day.

• Handmade by Conor Klein
• One of a kind
• Approx. 2 inches wide x 6.5 inches tall x 1.5 inches deep
• String height: 2.5 inches
• Materials: Wood, chain, found charms and clockface
• Special feature: Clock’s time can be set. All charms were found by the artist on NYC’s streets

• Story by Derek Smith

• All proceeds from raffle tickets will be donated to The Ali Forney Center, whose mission is to protect homeless Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Questioning youth from the harms of homelessness and empower them with the tools needed to be independent.

Here’s how the raffle works:

– Raffle tickets for each ornament are available in our store until the second week of December 2025. Each ticket costs $10.

– You can fill your cart with as many raffle tickets as you like for each ornament. There will be a separate drawing for each ornament.

– After all tickets are drawn at The InQueery HQ, a list of all the winners will be announced via email to everyone who entered. If you’re a winner, we’ll be in touch regarding shipping information.